YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY UNINVITED IF YOUR NAME IS SARA 

BEING MY SISTER.

when people say this I expect someone is DEAD. do NOT TELL ME YOU BOUGHT SOCKS.

You say “guess what” and the answer is something incredibly boring.

I feel like I'm the only one that can do that

YOU SPOIL A MOVIE OR SHOW I DID NOT FINISH

• you are uninvited

if your name is sara

only diyanat has the privilege to do this.

INTERRUPTING MY STORY TO TELL A LONGER STORY

be serious

telling me to watch something and then say "oh dw it gets good after 7 seasons past the 678th episode just wait" 

Enjoy the rest of your life.
It won't involve me.

YOU SAY "WAIT...ACTUALLY NEVERMIND"

you are uninvited

IF YOUR NAME IS SARA

bitch you know im skipping

sending me a video thats like 10 minutes long and saying "wait till the end"

• DID YOU SURVIVE?

EVERYONE IS UNINVITED TO THE WEDDING IF THE GROOM ISNT THEO JAMES OR HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING.

also!!!!!!!!

idk if i forgot to mention this but if your name is sara you are uninvited...